dance dance dance til you're dead

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i am the girl for you. just kidding.
i like art, hockey, gaming, jason schwartzman, and pcp jokes.
i am absolutely ridiculous on a regular basis. try to keep up.
Nov 23
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LET THE WRITING OF THE BIO ESSAY COMMENCE

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tie me up! untie me!

all this wishing i was dead is getting old, it’s getting old.

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electricfeelnow: (via haygrubb) o. i’d still hit it.

electricfeelnow:

(via haygrubb)

o.

i’d still hit it.

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wonder why everyone in your bio class was making higher scores on essays than you

THEY RIPPED EM OFF THE INTERNET.

Conclusion: Only honest student in my bio class.

Nov 22
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(via nakedbones)

(via nakedbones)

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praying for an earthquake

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fuckyeahhockey: fuckyeahpittsburghpenguins: Dear Santa, Add this to my list. I’m 8. Approximately. And quite the fan. Love, Shan Pens-themed funeral home. One of my colleagues Yankeed his kid’s room. Most bizarre. Personal hell? Yes.

fuckyeahhockey:

fuckyeahpittsburghpenguins:

Dear Santa,

Add this to my list. I’m 8. Approximately. And quite the fan.

Love, Shan

Pens-themed funeral home.
One of my colleagues Yankeed his kid’s room. Most bizarre.

Personal hell? Yes.

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I come home, and my heart just breaks

can i watch any jason schwartzman movie? no.
can i watch it’s always sunny? no.
can i listen to crystal castles? no.
can i think about next summer? no.
can i hook up with guys? no.

can i drown myself in alcohol and sleep for 21 out of 24 hours of the day? yes.

Nov 21
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1-3 BITCHES

WE’RE BACK ON THE FUCKING PRRROWL (possibly.)

We’re coming for your bitch asses next, Dallas.

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Lightning/Hurricanes

1-2

5:00 left in the 3rd

HOMG SO FUCKING EXCITED. We can totally fucking do this.