January 2012
1 tag
1 tag
IF you burst into tears while listening to a song...
YOU MIGHT be emotionally unstable and a threat to yourself and society.
3 tags
I think I'm going to make DIY Valentine Cards
WHO WANTS ONE!?
Watchbaitandswitch:
This Stephen Colbert interview with Maurice Sendak may be the best thing I have ever seen.
Come for the critique of Newt Gingrich (“Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown.”); stay for the ziploc bag full of illustrated penises!
Maurice Sendak is my spirit old man.
: The real reason MegaUpload was shut down? →
abaldwin360:
In December of 2011, it was reported by Digital Music News that the creators of MegaUpload were rolling out plans for a new cloud based music service that had the potential to change the music industry.
Called Megabox, it would have created an alternative to record labels as…
WAKE UP. Look around you. Open your eyes and follow the money. This was not about piracy, this was...
1 tag
4 tags
Had to take my macbook to the doctor today
So sad. Lil baby won’t charge anymore so now it needs surgery. And they gave me this loner laptop from, like, 2009 or something and it’s so foreign and weird to me. I just want lil baby back, we’ve been through so much together I’m not ready to trade it in for a new Pro that would be like 1/2 price and super new and pretty and don’t tell my girl I said that, I love...
5 tags
1 tag
Random guy: Good morning, good looking
Me, on the way to class looking particularly rough with my hoodie on and hair up: We're joking here, right?
Random guy: Nah, you look good today, baby.
4 tags
1 tag
I need to follow people on Instagram
I didn’t know I even had any followers until, like, right now, much less my own cousin. Search for me: hdsermons. Pretty please : )
3 tags
Me: Who'd you vote for today if you don't mind me asking?
Everyone, ever: Newt Gingrich!
Me: -gouges eyes out-
1 tag
I have 6 totally separate outfits
all involving skirts and my Jeffrey Campbells
WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR TONIGHT
“You’ve watched 72 minutes on Megavideo.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
1 tag
“You done slept the day away?”
– a mcdonald’s employee’s response to me, hannah sermons, after, in fact, sleeping the day away
Braving the cold outside
for an iced latte from mcdonalds because priorties
1 tag
5 tags
my outfit is killing it today, guys, god damn
dayfiftyfour asked: WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE JC'S?!
4 tags
3 tags
“ahhhh sweet, sweet nectar from the gods”
– something I said aloud after drinking my first coke of the morning
One more month, you guys, one more month
AND GIRL SCOUT COOKIES WILL BE IN TOWN. Just hold out for another 30 or so days and it will all be ok. IT WILL BE OK.
1 tag
things to avoid tonight: tumblr
3 tags
5 tags
1 tag
“I’m totally going to keep up with my work this semester and write all the...”
– famous last words before one does not, in fact, keep up with the work
3 tags
comedy central is playing the best its always...
the gang wrestles for the troops paddy’s pub: home of the original kitten mittens mac and dennis break up the d.e.n.n.i.s system
cat in the walll, eh? now you’re talking my language
1 tag
2 tags
i just wanna lay in bed and watch Heathers but no I have to go to work for the second time today
when i get my check next friday i am buying this pair of jeffrey campbells and NOTHING can stop me NOTHING